November 30, 2012
Spuurs Being Punished for Not starting Players
MIAMI -- The NBA's most powerful man and its most respected and iron-willed coach plunged into an unexpected battle of wills Thursday over a basic tenet: A coach can decide what is best for his team.
San Antonio's Gregg Popovich sent stars Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili, plus key role player Danny Green, on a commercial flight home instead of playing them in a nationally televised game against the Miami Heat so they could rest ahead of the Spurs' Saturday home game against the league-leading Memphis Grizzlies. NBA commissioner David Stern issued a statement before the game started apologizing to fans and saying, "This was an unacceptable decision by the San Antonio Spurs and substantial sanctions will be forthcoming."
So short story short: Duncan, Parker, Manu, and Danny Green all got benched the other night against Miami. Looking at it from both sides of the fence you can understand the problems. On one side the NBA is a "product" not ONLY a sport. It's sad that the professional sports system has turned into a market, but that's the world we live in. So when Spurs fans go to a game in Miami, they should hope to see the 4 best players on their team play. BUT these guys are so old! Tim Duncan is 36, and he's 6"11. Those numbers just don't scream out durability to me. Here is the weird thing: Last season, NBA deputy commissioner Adam Silver said the Spurs would not be disciplined after not bringing Duncan, Parker and Ginobili to a road game in Utah. Overall, Popovich held his top three players out of three games for rest last season.
So now I'm wondering what the difference between this year and last year is. I mean morally wouldn't it make more sense for the league to continue this since they are only getting older? Either way I get it. You wanna go to the game and see Manu run around with his bald spot, and Tim just wipe his 36 year old dong all over Chris Bosch, but these guys are spent. They need some time to play chess, keep their bread in the oven, and buy those little caramel candies that they keep in their Oldsmobile. (The joke is they need time to do old people stuff..). Anyway I would give these guys a break, they bust their ass on the court day in and day out.
November 27, 2012
That Kid That Scored 138 Points is a Fraud
Are you kidding me? This game is a COLLEGE basketball game?? I'll call Grinnell right now and let them know that I averaged 5 points, 3 Rebs, and 5 assists in intramurals last year, I bet I get a full ride. This game looks like a fucking 8th grade catholic school game. Kids just going up for lay-ups so soft and air-balling shots from the low block. And what kind of fucking defense is that? the "Diamond-Press?" If I'm on this team I think I'd punch him in the face in the first five minutes. How many shots did this kid miss! In case you were actually wondering, here are some stats:
Jack Taylor - 52-108 with 138 pts. (ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?) Oh yeah, and he had 0 assists.. I mean the most shots anyone else on Grinnel took was one kid with 6. How is that fun? It's like my friend in high school who would play madden and trade all the good players to one team, than play full quarters on like rookie. He'd score about 400 points and rack in a million yards per game. Just real boredom.
P.s. Jack Taylor, your team. I don't want this ball-hogging pansy throwing up bricks on my squad.
November 26, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises - Alternate Ending
Don't know why this wasn't the original..
November 25, 2012
Joe Budden - She Don't Put It Down Like You (ft. Lil Wayne)
Sooooo Fueggg!!!! This song is ill, Joe Budden reppin it up for JERS! The feature from Tunechi is this song is absolutely filthy, it sounds like old Wayne when he really tore it up. Budden is just tough on the beat.
November 24, 2012
The Dark Knight Was Really... OK
It's late, I have work at 6 am tomorrow, I'm drunk, and pissed. So call me a loser, but I just finished watching the newest Batman movie 'The Dark Knight Rises'. I thought it was a cool movie. Not even close to as good as 'The Dark Knight', but either way it was entertaining. But there was a lot of really annoying shit in it that I need to vent:
1. Why can we still not understand what Batman is saying? I found myself laughing so many times during the movie when Batman was talking. When Christian Bale talks in his Batman costume I think he tries to be as ridiculous as possible, there is no other explanation. The voice is such a drunken grunt roughly based around what words might sound like if a 3-month old infant was trying talk. Seriously, we get it you want to disguise your voice. But this is out of hand..
2. Why did that bitch have to ruin everything? So, spoiler alert: Miranda, or Talia Ghul or something like that, is actually the villain in the movie. How bullshit is that? I don't go to a Batman movie to see drama twists of the one's Christian Bale loves to stab him in the ribs in the end. I want to see Batman fight Bane the whole movie. The guy that's supposed to be the badass guy trying to take over the world. When a girl is the villain it sucks. Because a guy fighting a girl sucks. It's boring and makes me feel uncomfortable. Change the movie so Batman and Bane fight in the end, Batman wins, and bangs that chick instead of getting stabbed.
3. Why was the guy that played Bane such a bitch?
SERIOUSLY! I think of Bane and I think such a badass tough guy who wears combat boots and a bulletproof vests and shit. Not some tall, awkward looking dude. I can think of so many better options for who could have played Bane, but for time sake I will just name my #1 suggestion. Brock Lesnar.
There are a million guys you could pick, but how is this guy not on the first phone call for casting?? Brock Lesnar actually kills people for a living, so "pretending" to be evil doesn't seem too hard in that thought. His voice doesn't matter, because they could use any voice they want and just change it on the computer like they did anyway. He has a badass tattoo on his chest, very Bane-like, And his face looks like it needs to be in a mask regardless. I just don't see why this guy didn't get a call.
4. Is batman alive or dead? What is this guessing game bullshit. Initially after I watched the movie I thought thtat Batman survived the 6 mile atom bomb (which is bullshit if he did survive) due to the fact that Alfred saw him in that cafe or whatever. I figured Batman couldn't just die, and they had to have the cliche scene where Alfred's wish from the beginning of the movie was fulfilled. Then a few days later my buddy says that that scene was just Alfred imagining it. And that this new cop guy is going to be the new Batman. A very interesting plot turn, but bullshit. Let me tell you why. The guys name is ROBIN! He was supposed to join Christian Bale from the start, and wear green tights, and slightly help a much more talented superhero achieve greatness.
So anyway the movie was pretty cool. Besides Bane turning out to be a big pussy-whipped bitch to some girl that can jump far, and instead of my huge hopes of Christian Bale getting that Robin guy to be a sick sidekick, I now have to deal with another Batman. Awesome.
P.s. Bane - my team. I know I just knocked on him for being kinda bitchy, but he kicked the shit out of Batman, and if it was realistic he would have just killed him after breaking his back. He only lost to because Batman HAD to win.
1. Why can we still not understand what Batman is saying? I found myself laughing so many times during the movie when Batman was talking. When Christian Bale talks in his Batman costume I think he tries to be as ridiculous as possible, there is no other explanation. The voice is such a drunken grunt roughly based around what words might sound like if a 3-month old infant was trying talk. Seriously, we get it you want to disguise your voice. But this is out of hand..
2. Why did that bitch have to ruin everything? So, spoiler alert: Miranda, or Talia Ghul or something like that, is actually the villain in the movie. How bullshit is that? I don't go to a Batman movie to see drama twists of the one's Christian Bale loves to stab him in the ribs in the end. I want to see Batman fight Bane the whole movie. The guy that's supposed to be the badass guy trying to take over the world. When a girl is the villain it sucks. Because a guy fighting a girl sucks. It's boring and makes me feel uncomfortable. Change the movie so Batman and Bane fight in the end, Batman wins, and bangs that chick instead of getting stabbed.
3. Why was the guy that played Bane such a bitch?
SERIOUSLY! I think of Bane and I think such a badass tough guy who wears combat boots and a bulletproof vests and shit. Not some tall, awkward looking dude. I can think of so many better options for who could have played Bane, but for time sake I will just name my #1 suggestion. Brock Lesnar.
There are a million guys you could pick, but how is this guy not on the first phone call for casting?? Brock Lesnar actually kills people for a living, so "pretending" to be evil doesn't seem too hard in that thought. His voice doesn't matter, because they could use any voice they want and just change it on the computer like they did anyway. He has a badass tattoo on his chest, very Bane-like, And his face looks like it needs to be in a mask regardless. I just don't see why this guy didn't get a call.
4. Is batman alive or dead? What is this guessing game bullshit. Initially after I watched the movie I thought thtat Batman survived the 6 mile atom bomb (which is bullshit if he did survive) due to the fact that Alfred saw him in that cafe or whatever. I figured Batman couldn't just die, and they had to have the cliche scene where Alfred's wish from the beginning of the movie was fulfilled. Then a few days later my buddy says that that scene was just Alfred imagining it. And that this new cop guy is going to be the new Batman. A very interesting plot turn, but bullshit. Let me tell you why. The guys name is ROBIN! He was supposed to join Christian Bale from the start, and wear green tights, and slightly help a much more talented superhero achieve greatness.
So anyway the movie was pretty cool. Besides Bane turning out to be a big pussy-whipped bitch to some girl that can jump far, and instead of my huge hopes of Christian Bale getting that Robin guy to be a sick sidekick, I now have to deal with another Batman. Awesome.
P.s. Bane - my team. I know I just knocked on him for being kinda bitchy, but he kicked the shit out of Batman, and if it was realistic he would have just killed him after breaking his back. He only lost to because Batman HAD to win.
November 14, 2012
My Team- Sara Jean Underwood
This girl is every mans dream, smart, funny, and drop dead gorgeous. I don't think there is a time that she doesn't look like an angel but here are a few pics in order to convince you. I just want you to know she's on my team! MINE!!!
In love I thought so...now I'm going to go clean myself up and I'll post something after I take a nap.
In love I thought so...now I'm going to go clean myself up and I'll post something after I take a nap.
Henry Ogirri - Springfield
Dear Public Bathrooms
Dear Public Restrooms,
So I find myself filled with the sudden urge to poop and I happen to be in foreign territory. This isn't know comfy incense lit, chilling on twitter, 1000 thread count toilet paper poop. This is hell, might as well be taking a poop in enemy land. I have some hints though maybe if you stop forcing me to use low grade sand paper to wipe my ass, I'll stop writing profanity all over you're stall doors. I'm offering a fair trade, maybe some actual soap rather than fake anthrax looking crack cocaine shit that falls out of the dispenser and upgrade to Dove. I just can't find myself getting comfortable and then SOMEONE WALKS IN! FUCK ME RIGHT?!? I'm trying to sit here do my thang and this guy comes and all judgmental and shit and now my butthole is tighter than TSA after a bomb threat. I really am not asking for a golden throne I just want a little order. I expect certain standards when I'm taking a shit and you public restrooms need to step up your GAME!
Sincerely,
One Pissed Off User
So I find myself filled with the sudden urge to poop and I happen to be in foreign territory. This isn't know comfy incense lit, chilling on twitter, 1000 thread count toilet paper poop. This is hell, might as well be taking a poop in enemy land. I have some hints though maybe if you stop forcing me to use low grade sand paper to wipe my ass, I'll stop writing profanity all over you're stall doors. I'm offering a fair trade, maybe some actual soap rather than fake anthrax looking crack cocaine shit that falls out of the dispenser and upgrade to Dove. I just can't find myself getting comfortable and then SOMEONE WALKS IN! FUCK ME RIGHT?!? I'm trying to sit here do my thang and this guy comes and all judgmental and shit and now my butthole is tighter than TSA after a bomb threat. I really am not asking for a golden throne I just want a little order. I expect certain standards when I'm taking a shit and you public restrooms need to step up your GAME!
Sincerely,
One Pissed Off User
November 13, 2012
25-year-old rabbi: "I can manage the Toronto Blue Jays"
USA Today - "Why not give the job to a 25-year-old rabbi?
So says Zev Icyk, a student at the Rabbinical College of America in Morristown, N.J.
Icyk, a native of Thornhill, just north of Toronto, wrote a letter requesting an audience with Blue Jays general manager Alex Anthopoulos. His reasoning? Can't do much worse than those who preceded him.
Writes Icyk in the e-mail: "I have drive, motivation, experience and personality to take the Jays where Alex Anthopoulos wants them to go.
"The Jays would be the most aggressive and exciting team in the bigs. I am the only rabbi in the world with the ability to manage in the majors."
Icyk is not without baseball chops. Elliott reports that Icyk, then known as Warren Icyk, threw a no-hitter in 2009 for Muscatine Community College in Iowa and later played for Division III D'Youville College in Buffalo."
Listen chief, I don't care how many community college teams you've pitched for or how many middle school "Most Improved Player" awards you won, managing the Blue Rays is out of your league. Literally, out of your league. Here's a thought, if you're so talented, how about you get a few men's beer league softball jobs under your belt and then try your hand at a minor league gig, maybe a nice single A team. Not to burst you bubble I totally respect the hustle, but you don't see me lobbying to be Jay-Z's new your manager. Would I want to be? You bet your ass. Do I have any right? Nope, non at all. If I was Alex Anthopoulous I would give this guy a shot at an interview, just to brutally shut his ass down and show him that normal people go to school for stuff like that, I believe it's called a degree. You don't just become a rabbi one day and then expect to wake up with million dollar job offer from the Blue Jays on your night stand. This is America bro, get with the program. The verdict? Zev Icyk is your team 11 times out of 10.
PS - Saying "I am the only rabbi in the world with the ability to manage in the majors" gives me absolutely no confidence in your capabilities to manage a team.
Machine Gun Kelly - LoudER
MGK just dropped this song on Twitter. Just balling out on Mac Miller's beat 'Loud'. I am getting so addicted to this guy, his flow is so crazy and he makes me want to punch faces. Enjoy..
Marykate Olsen Is Dating My Grandpa
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Mary-Kate Olsen, 26, and her sweetie, Olivier Sarkozy, 42, half-brother of the former president of France, are still hot and heavy, as you can see. The two, who have been dating for six months or so, were spotted in this (uncomfortable?) smooch pose on Friday night while cheering on the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The WSJ Magazine asked Mary-Kate about the romance — and the 16-year age difference — in a recent interview. The star/designer's reply: "Everyone has an opinion. I find it's better to focus on what's in front of you and to keep putting one foot in front of the other."
Is anybody else thinking what I am? Marykate Olsen doesn't look half as bad as I thought she would. I mean her and her twin sister Ashley just disappeared off face off the earth for like 7 years right? But here she comes, looking pretty smoking at this Knicks-Mavs game while some 70-year-old licks the side of her face. Her mind is telling the press that she likes this guy, but her face looks like she's being held captive by this psycho. If that is not the face of pure terror right there, I don't know what is.
What's up with chicks being in to older guys anyways? Like I remember when I was in high school and all the girls in our grade would go hang out with kids older than us that could drive and shit. Me and my buddies were riding around on our huffy bikes with pegs, and stolen chromies on the tires while the Senior quarterback was getting road dome in his Ford Explorer. But I feel like women have taken it to a whole new level. Instead of just looking in the grade above them, women have began searching places where old people hang out. Like; banks, whole food stores, retirement homes, bingo halls, and Jimmy Buffet concerts. Open your eyes ladies! Yeah these guys might have money, stability, houses, and time shares or shit like that. Us young bloods have cool shit too, We are technologically savy, we have knees that work, and balls that don't sag to our knees! Please ladies, don't be a part of the problem anymore. Out with the old, and in with new!
P.S. Marykate Olsen.... My team. Bold move, but I'm sticking with my gut.
Mary-Kate Olsen, 26, and her sweetie, Olivier Sarkozy, 42, half-brother of the former president of France, are still hot and heavy, as you can see. The two, who have been dating for six months or so, were spotted in this (uncomfortable?) smooch pose on Friday night while cheering on the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The WSJ Magazine asked Mary-Kate about the romance — and the 16-year age difference — in a recent interview. The star/designer's reply: "Everyone has an opinion. I find it's better to focus on what's in front of you and to keep putting one foot in front of the other."
Is anybody else thinking what I am? Marykate Olsen doesn't look half as bad as I thought she would. I mean her and her twin sister Ashley just disappeared off face off the earth for like 7 years right? But here she comes, looking pretty smoking at this Knicks-Mavs game while some 70-year-old licks the side of her face. Her mind is telling the press that she likes this guy, but her face looks like she's being held captive by this psycho. If that is not the face of pure terror right there, I don't know what is.
What's up with chicks being in to older guys anyways? Like I remember when I was in high school and all the girls in our grade would go hang out with kids older than us that could drive and shit. Me and my buddies were riding around on our huffy bikes with pegs, and stolen chromies on the tires while the Senior quarterback was getting road dome in his Ford Explorer. But I feel like women have taken it to a whole new level. Instead of just looking in the grade above them, women have began searching places where old people hang out. Like; banks, whole food stores, retirement homes, bingo halls, and Jimmy Buffet concerts. Open your eyes ladies! Yeah these guys might have money, stability, houses, and time shares or shit like that. Us young bloods have cool shit too, We are technologically savy, we have knees that work, and balls that don't sag to our knees! Please ladies, don't be a part of the problem anymore. Out with the old, and in with new!
P.S. Marykate Olsen.... My team. Bold move, but I'm sticking with my gut.
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My Team : Brad Keselowski
Most of you are sitting there wondering who the fuck is Brad Keselowski. A BOSS that's who. Most of America was watching football this past sunday but Brad Keselowski was hard at work driving in a circle at high speeds, some call it NASCAR. Now why would I want a NASCAR driver on my squad.
How bout the fact that this guy just ate a $25,000 fine for tweeting DURING A RACE. The red flag was out and there were two laps left but this guy had the time to pull out the celly and shoot a tweet to all the homies in pit lane. Brad is also in the hunt for the cup currently. More practically put he's like really good at driving his car really fast.
Found this pic its Brad...just not giving a FUCK!
How bout the fact that this guy just ate a $25,000 fine for tweeting DURING A RACE. The red flag was out and there were two laps left but this guy had the time to pull out the celly and shoot a tweet to all the homies in pit lane. Brad is also in the hunt for the cup currently. More practically put he's like really good at driving his car really fast.
Found this pic its Brad...just not giving a FUCK!
Was Elmo a Pedophile?
ChicagoTribune.com - "Nov 12 (TheWrap.com) - Kevin Clash, the puppeteer who controlled the
iconic "Sesame Street" character Elmo, took a leave of absence from the
Sesame Workshop after he was accused of having a sexual relationship
with a 16-year-old boy. Clash, who is 45, has acknowledged that a relationship took place, but insists it happened after the accuser was an adult. "Although this was a personal relationship unrelated to the workplace,
our investigation did reveal that Kevin exercised poor judgment and
violated company policy regarding internet usage and he was
disciplined," Sesame Workshop said in a statement. "Kevin insists that
the allegation of underage conduct is false and defamatory and he is
taking actions to protect his reputation. We have granted him a leave of
absence to do so." Clash's accuser contacted the workshop in June and alleged that he had a sexual relationship with seven years ago. "
This is easily one of the weirdest stories ever. Maybe it's because I didn't grow up in the later 80's when Elmo first came out, but I never was a Sesame Street guy so I feel relieved this didn't happen to any of my childhood memories. I mean if you tried telling me the dude that played the polliwog on "Gullah Gullah Island" was a child lover I'd be devastated. Either way This Kevin dude took a leave of absence basically because he knows he got caught and wants to get out now and start figuring "plan b" out. The funniest thing is that if it isn't already bad enough that he's being accused of this, he goes ahead and tries saying he waited for the kid to be legal. That is such a half lie it's sick (You know half lies, where you tell your parents that you got a bad grade on a test but throw on a few imaginary points to your score, making it sound better). Even so Kev, if you did wait for him to be 18, you'd still be way older than him... I mean if my math is correct Kevin was like 27 when this accuser was born. Makes you wonder about a lot; what were these guys like during their breaks on set of Sesame Street? Did they always talk in the characters voices? If Elmo turned out to be a pedophile, what in gods name did that trash can guy end up being?
P.s. does Elmo not look like Glen "Big Baby" Davis' identical fucking twin??
This is easily one of the weirdest stories ever. Maybe it's because I didn't grow up in the later 80's when Elmo first came out, but I never was a Sesame Street guy so I feel relieved this didn't happen to any of my childhood memories. I mean if you tried telling me the dude that played the polliwog on "Gullah Gullah Island" was a child lover I'd be devastated. Either way This Kevin dude took a leave of absence basically because he knows he got caught and wants to get out now and start figuring "plan b" out. The funniest thing is that if it isn't already bad enough that he's being accused of this, he goes ahead and tries saying he waited for the kid to be legal. That is such a half lie it's sick (You know half lies, where you tell your parents that you got a bad grade on a test but throw on a few imaginary points to your score, making it sound better). Even so Kev, if you did wait for him to be 18, you'd still be way older than him... I mean if my math is correct Kevin was like 27 when this accuser was born. Makes you wonder about a lot; what were these guys like during their breaks on set of Sesame Street? Did they always talk in the characters voices? If Elmo turned out to be a pedophile, what in gods name did that trash can guy end up being?
P.s. does Elmo not look like Glen "Big Baby" Davis' identical fucking twin??
Video Synopsis
- People who use weapons in fights suck.Who does this guy think he is running around the streets flailing a chair like he's the god damn Undertaker.
- I never like seeing 2-1 fights, but fuck that lady trying to even the score.
- I thought for sure that big dude with dreads was gonna smack that bitch when she was pulling his hair. Getting hair pulled is easily top ten frustrating things in the world.
- Big ups to the kid that sneaks in around :48 to slip a Gostowski looking kick. That kid's fingers are gonna be so slimy when he tells his homeroom that he "beat some guy up" way to grab life by the balls kid. As long as he doesn't mention the ear piercing pre-pubescent scream he let out he should be good.
- Holy shit, that guy with dreads was wearing no shoes, or socks.
Restore The Shore
Recently as we all know Hurricane Sandy has hit my homeland, New Jersey pretty badly. Even worse than the destruction and problems my hometown has felt, the shore got the ass end of the store as many may know. Many might make jokes, and all is fun and games in the right situations. Still the Jersey Shore is something that has impacted my life so much. From running around houses with my family as a youngen, to secretly drinking 4 Busch Lights on the beach with my cousin, Having my prom weekend in Seaside, to renting houses with my buddies for a week in the summer. So on a more serious not I'd like to ask anybody to take action and help in any way possible. Whether this may be a fundraiser around your school, or even directly to the source of Red Cross (Click Here for the MTV blog), you could also send a $10 donation by texting 'REDCROSS' to 90999. Also on Thursday the Jersey Shore cast is set to hold a special televised benefit for the shore's rebuilding. You may think that you wouldn't make a difference, but every little bit counts. Thanks for listening!
"To New Jersey, the Jersey Shore is the fuckin' Taj Mahal, it's the eight wonder of the world... and all the ones before that:
November 12, 2012
Monday...Winning
Just wanted the world to know that my day has kicked ass....just chalk full of pure winning. For comparisons of how winning see the image above.
I'd also like you know that, I'll be celebrating like the image that follows...oh and I love gifs.
I'd also like you know that, I'll be celebrating like the image that follows...oh and I love gifs.
Notre Dame Is Fucking Good
Why does nobody like ND? Yeah they have been that awkward tweener team for a few years where they are good but not good enough. But cut the bullshit, this year they are good! Defense wins championships, and ND's defense is unreal. Our quarterback is an underrated freshman who can't be touched in the backfield along with three running backs who never stop moving their legs. Mantei anchors an angry ND defense along with Prince Shembo who absolutely haunts my dreams. As good as they sound ND only recieved one first place ballot vote.... From Brian Kelly. A ballsy move, but I like it. Anyway K-State takes #1, and Oregon takes #2. Bama goes to #4 and ND is still looking for more respect at #3. We have Wake Forest and USC coming up. I don't see why ND wouldn't go undefeated, but I have learned, as an Irish fan, to unfortunately never overlook USC. This year just feels different.. #DestiND
It's Veterans Day (No Class)
It's Monday and my one and only class is cancelled...FUCK YES!
(This gif pretty much represents my emotional status upon finding out)
Don't Worry Kobe, D'antoni is Here!
"The Los Angeles Lakers, in a surprising move, announced Monday morning that they have signed former Phoenix Suns and New York Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni to replace Mike Brown as head coach.
D'Antoni's has a four-year contract, his agent, Warren LeGarie, confirmed late Sunday night, several hours after the Lakers beat Sacramento 103-90 for their second straight win under interim coach Bernie Bickerstaff." - Information from ESPNLosAngeles.com's
Thank God! D'antoni to handle the "All-Star" team, must be christmas for all you Laker fans. Listen here, D'antoni sucks as a coach. Last March he resigned as head coach from the Knicks because he couldn't win. He had a similar all-star lineup (not as good as the lakers, but not awful) to deal with in NY and proved that "no matter who is on your team, you can still lose." Do I think D'antoni has the secret formula for LA? No. Do think he can be successful, yes. Everybody needs to slow down in the NBA. Yea the Lakers started slow, but they're 3-4 now and still have quite a few more games. It's only a matter of time before they start meshing. So as much as I hate to say it, D'antoni might actually do well in LA, I mean I could coach that team but whatever. Either way get your shit together Mike, you got the Spurs tomorrow.
P.s. how psyched do you think the players are now that there coach isn't a guy called "Bernie Bickerstaff" now.
"Hey, Dwight. How's your coach?"
"Oh, Coach BICKERSTAFF, he's real swell!"
D'Antoni's has a four-year contract, his agent, Warren LeGarie, confirmed late Sunday night, several hours after the Lakers beat Sacramento 103-90 for their second straight win under interim coach Bernie Bickerstaff." - Information from ESPNLosAngeles.com's
Thank God! D'antoni to handle the "All-Star" team, must be christmas for all you Laker fans. Listen here, D'antoni sucks as a coach. Last March he resigned as head coach from the Knicks because he couldn't win. He had a similar all-star lineup (not as good as the lakers, but not awful) to deal with in NY and proved that "no matter who is on your team, you can still lose." Do I think D'antoni has the secret formula for LA? No. Do think he can be successful, yes. Everybody needs to slow down in the NBA. Yea the Lakers started slow, but they're 3-4 now and still have quite a few more games. It's only a matter of time before they start meshing. So as much as I hate to say it, D'antoni might actually do well in LA, I mean I could coach that team but whatever. Either way get your shit together Mike, you got the Spurs tomorrow.
P.s. how psyched do you think the players are now that there coach isn't a guy called "Bernie Bickerstaff" now.
"Hey, Dwight. How's your coach?"
"Oh, Coach BICKERSTAFF, he's real swell!"
No One Wants To Be The New Guy
We've all been there, being the new guy in any situation is tough. The cultural differences this poor kid has to overcome must be devastating. Where is this kid even from? Guam? India? Chad? All I really know is that he is from a foreign country and coming to America as the token "hairy post-pubescent 5th grader" is going to be a tough hurdle to jump. Hopefully O'Doyle shows this kid a little mercy and doesn't shove a bologna sandwich down this kid's throat the first day.
Lance Just Doing Lance
I saw this article on Yahoo! this morning and I couldn't help but laugh. Apparently, this weekend Lance Armstrong posted this pic on Twitter with the caption "Back in Austin and just layin' around ... " Basically, the dude said "Hey Tour de France, how's my sack taste?" I don't care what anyone says about him, the man is an incredible athlete with an even more incredible story. You wanna strip me of my 7 medals? That's fine, I still have all my badass victory jerseys lyin' around the crib. HE BEAT CANCER? Does anyone know that? If you can take his medals away for having a few more red blood cells, than you can certainly give them all back for overcoming testicular cancer...last time I checked cancer was a disadvantage. Not a good look Tour de France, not a good look at all.
Dear Facebook (You Suck)
Dear Facebook,
Hey it's been a while since I last wrote. I just wanted to let you know that it's for a good reason. You've changed man. You just aren't like you use to be. Things used to be so simple. I could log on look at a few funny pictures, get angry about the girl who complains to much, and meticulously look for spelling errors on friends statuses. I don't understand why you had to conform and try and be "sleek" looking. I don't understand how you could just force adds into everything and just get so consumed by micro managing a fantasy farm. I don't want to be a part of your antics, to be honest...I've been seeing someone on the side...yeah...it's twitter. He just knows what I like. He doesn't make me choose to "allow" things all the time. You've let me down for the last time and NO POKE CAN FIX THIS. I'd call this all off today if it weren't the fact that you have my friends hooked making groups and pages all the time. I don't want to like a musician in order to get his music, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? Well I just want to let you know I'm better than that and as I sit here staring at my news feed to update, I just want you to know that it's not over between us, I hate what you've become, but I'll deal with it until my real prince charming of the social networks comes along. In the mean time, keep your pregnant girls, parents, and annoying band/event notifications on the low.
Sincerley,
One Pissed Off User
Hey it's been a while since I last wrote. I just wanted to let you know that it's for a good reason. You've changed man. You just aren't like you use to be. Things used to be so simple. I could log on look at a few funny pictures, get angry about the girl who complains to much, and meticulously look for spelling errors on friends statuses. I don't understand why you had to conform and try and be "sleek" looking. I don't understand how you could just force adds into everything and just get so consumed by micro managing a fantasy farm. I don't want to be a part of your antics, to be honest...I've been seeing someone on the side...yeah...it's twitter. He just knows what I like. He doesn't make me choose to "allow" things all the time. You've let me down for the last time and NO POKE CAN FIX THIS. I'd call this all off today if it weren't the fact that you have my friends hooked making groups and pages all the time. I don't want to like a musician in order to get his music, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? Well I just want to let you know I'm better than that and as I sit here staring at my news feed to update, I just want you to know that it's not over between us, I hate what you've become, but I'll deal with it until my real prince charming of the social networks comes along. In the mean time, keep your pregnant girls, parents, and annoying band/event notifications on the low.
Sincerley,
One Pissed Off User
November 11, 2012
Mark Sanchez - Your Team
You Know What I Realized?
Being the avid music buff I am, I always find myself looking up all the hottest tracks and artists from around the hip-hop world. Recently, I listened to some music by Chief Keef and, after a few youtube searches and a number of head scratches, I realized that Chief Keef and I have absolutely nothing in common. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on him, I'm just saying that I probably wouldn't walk around in public with $10,000 stuffed in the pockets of my Old Navy jeans. Before I go any further, here is the comparison so you can decide for yourself.
Chief Keef...
Chief Keef...
Me and Cholo
Now if you're thinking what I'm thinking, you would probably say something along the lines of "Well, first off Keef has a neck tat, a couple thousand dollars, and a haircut that looks a lot like a Puli puppy." Now the chances are, you would then scroll down and say things like "Wow, these are two attractive, well-dressed, blog entrepreneurs who look like they have very good heads on a set of solid, muscular shoulders." Now as true as that all may be, the real issue here is: do I have ANYTHING in common with this man? The obvious answer is no, absolutely not. We don't really have similar friends (i.e. - this video), I don't really have a problem with sneak dissahs (still not really sure what that is), and we probably didn't vote for the same president in this recent election. Do we wear the same socks? Underwear? Deodorant? Has he ever wanted to gag when he brushed the back of his tongue too hard? I don't know and it's breaking me down little by litte. Any information on this topic would be greatly appreciated. Until I figure it out, I'm probably not going to be sleeping well at night.
Who Would You Trade Lives With?
5. Johnny Sins
Self explanatory.
4. Justin Bieber
3. Barney Stinson
2. Gronk
I don't care how much I hate the Pats, this dude is fucking awesome. He is the best TE in football hands down, on a very prestigious NFL team, and he's that typical perfect looking football dude. He scores three touchdowns on Sunday, and then goes out and gets wasted looking for porn stars to bring home. He reminds me a lot like Thad from Blue Mountain State. Kinda just that college football dream, but he actually does it. Oh yeah and Nicky Whelan -->that really hot chick from the movie 'Hall Pass' tweeted at him the other day looking to hang out with him. Which really makes it easy for me to put him at #2 because she is too hot.
1. Aaron Paul
Aaron Paul is the actor that plays Jesse Pinkman in 'Breaking Bad'. The dude is just so cool! His wife is crazy hot, he's an amazing actor in the best tv show ever made (unofficial stat), and just seems like a very likeable guy. I think being him would be cool, because you're famous, and verified on twitter. But I still feel like you can live a somewhat normal life. Also, actors have to have the best lives ever. They can kinda do whatever they want too which is cool. Rock on Aaron, keep livin the dream.
Honorable Mentions:
Travis Pastrana, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Wiz Khalifa, Richard Branson, Eli Manning, My Brother
November 9, 2012
A$AP Rocky - "Thuggin' Noise"
I recently discovered this new A$AP Mob mixtape "Lord$ Never Worry" and I have to say I'm embarrassed I didn't check it out sooner. For some reason I just can't get enough of the A$AP crew, Rocky is clearly the most talented but the rest of the crew goes hard on every track. I found this specific track on there and have been bangin' it for days now. Tons of good A$AP Rocky verses on this tape, but check this song out first then go download the rest of the mixtape below.
A$AP Rocky - "Thuggin' Noise"
Welcome to "The Class Clown"
Welcome to The Class Clown! Chances are, if you've made it this far you're probably here to check out the new site. We've got all our employees burning the candle at both ends to get this site functional and running in proper order. Also, by employees I mean two college kids who decided to set about a blog about all the shit that's on our minds. Could be funny, could be music, could be sports, and it could be anything in between. So slack on some homework, check out the new site, and stay tuned for big things to come. Enjoy.
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