So incase you've been stuck under a rock for the past month, this app called Tinder has been blowing up the iPhone underworld. Basically, the app uses your location and shows a picture of a girl within 50 miles of you and you anonymously either like her or give her the boot. Chicks do the same thing, but with pictures of dudes. So if a guy and a girl end up liking each other, Tinder sets you up in a convo where you can chat about getting together to bang. The app is fool proof. Here's a few things I noticed about the app and, ladies, a few tips on getting a like from me.
#5 - Dad Pictures
If your picture is you and your dad...no like from me. No explanation needed. I don't care how hot you are, tinder isn't for "daddy's girls."
#4 - The Group Picture
Group picture = no like. In this picture, for example, I have a 25% shot that I threw the ugly one a like. Not a good look for me. It's either hot or not, I don't gamble. The odds are never in your favor.
EDIT: If you have other pictures that are just you and you turn out to be hot, I have no problem with the group pic.
#3 - Bikini Pic
If you're bold enough to be in a bikini, I'm generous enough to toss you a like. No exceptions.
EDIT: Exception is fat chicks.
#2 - Age
Anyone 18 and under I will like your picture. Before you come after me, here's my reasoning. I'm not saying I'm gonna start a convo with you, but I'm boosting your confidence for future years. You're welcome.
EDIT: If your hot and your age says you're 74, you're obviously fake. I don't know a single 74 year-old who knows how to use an iPhone. 0% shot you're a real person.
#1 - Girls From High School
If I see an old fling or one of the girls from high school who I always looked at but never had the courage to talk to, you get a like. This one is controversial, but I'm a firm believer in rekindling the flame. You know me, I know you, let's skip the awkward and come over around 6:30, my dad doesn't get out of work until 8.
PS - I have 17 likes. Don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing.
