The "Tinder" Top 5

So incase you've been stuck under a rock for the past month, this app called Tinder has been blowing up the iPhone underworld.  Basically, the app uses your location and shows a picture of a girl within 50 miles of you and you anonymously either like her or give her the boot.  Chicks do the same thing, but with pictures of dudes.  So if a guy and a girl end up liking each other, Tinder sets you up in a convo where you can chat about getting together to bang.  The app is fool proof.  Here's a few things I noticed about the app and, ladies, a few tips on getting a like from me.

#5 - Dad Pictures

If your picture is you and your dad...no like from me.  No explanation needed.  I don't care how hot you are, tinder isn't for "daddy's girls."  

#4 - The Group Picture

Group picture = no like.  In this picture, for example, I have a 25% shot that I threw the ugly one a like.  Not a good look for me.  It's either hot or not, I don't gamble.  The odds are never in your favor.

EDIT:  If you have other pictures that are just you and you turn out to be hot, I have no problem with the group pic.

#3 - Bikini Pic

If you're bold enough to be in a bikini, I'm generous enough to toss you a like.  No exceptions.

EDIT:  Exception is fat chicks.

#2 - Age

Anyone 18 and under I will like your picture.  Before you come after me, here's my reasoning.  I'm not saying I'm gonna start a convo with you, but I'm boosting your confidence for future years.  You're welcome.

EDIT:  If your hot and your age says you're 74, you're obviously fake.  I don't know a single 74 year-old who knows how to use an iPhone.  0% shot you're a real person.

#1 - Girls From High School

If I see an old fling or one of the girls from high school who I always looked at but never had the courage to talk to, you get a like.  This one is controversial, but I'm a firm believer in rekindling the flame.  You know me, I know you, let's skip the awkward and come over around 6:30, my dad doesn't get out of work until 8.

PS - I have 17 likes.  Don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing.