You Know What I Realized?

Being the avid music buff I am, I always find myself looking up all the hottest tracks and artists from around the hip-hop world.  Recently, I listened to some music by Chief Keef and, after a few youtube searches and a number of head scratches, I realized that Chief Keef and I have absolutely nothing in common.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on him, I'm just saying that I probably wouldn't walk around in public with $10,000 stuffed in the pockets of my Old Navy jeans.  Before I go any further, here is the comparison so you can decide for yourself.

Chief Keef...

Me and Cholo

Now if you're thinking what I'm thinking, you would probably say something along the lines of "Well, first off Keef has a neck tat, a couple thousand dollars, and a haircut that looks a lot like a Puli puppy."  Now the chances are, you would then scroll down and say things like "Wow, these are two attractive, well-dressed, blog entrepreneurs who look like they have very good heads on a set of solid, muscular  shoulders."  Now as true as that all may be, the real issue here is:  do I have ANYTHING in common with this man?  The obvious answer is no, absolutely not.  We don't really have similar friends (i.e. - this video), I don't really have a problem with sneak dissahs (still not really sure what that is), and we probably didn't vote for the same president in this recent election.  Do we wear the same socks?  Underwear?  Deodorant?  Has he ever wanted to gag when he brushed the back of his tongue too hard?  I don't know and it's breaking me down little by litte.  Any information on this topic would be greatly appreciated.  Until I figure it out, I'm probably not going to be sleeping well at night.