November 27, 2012
That Kid That Scored 138 Points is a Fraud
Are you kidding me? This game is a COLLEGE basketball game?? I'll call Grinnell right now and let them know that I averaged 5 points, 3 Rebs, and 5 assists in intramurals last year, I bet I get a full ride. This game looks like a fucking 8th grade catholic school game. Kids just going up for lay-ups so soft and air-balling shots from the low block. And what kind of fucking defense is that? the "Diamond-Press?" If I'm on this team I think I'd punch him in the face in the first five minutes. How many shots did this kid miss! In case you were actually wondering, here are some stats:
Jack Taylor - 52-108 with 138 pts. (ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?) Oh yeah, and he had 0 assists.. I mean the most shots anyone else on Grinnel took was one kid with 6. How is that fun? It's like my friend in high school who would play madden and trade all the good players to one team, than play full quarters on like rookie. He'd score about 400 points and rack in a million yards per game. Just real boredom.
P.s. Jack Taylor, your team. I don't want this ball-hogging pansy throwing up bricks on my squad.
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