Dear Facebook,
Hey it's been a while since I last wrote. I just wanted to let you know that it's for a good reason. You've changed man. You just aren't like you use to be. Things used to be so simple. I could log on look at a few funny pictures, get angry about the girl who complains to much, and meticulously look for spelling errors on friends statuses. I don't understand why you had to conform and try and be "sleek" looking. I don't understand how you could just force adds into everything and just get so consumed by micro managing a fantasy farm. I don't want to be a part of your antics, to be honest...I've been seeing someone on the side...yeah...it's twitter. He just knows what I like. He doesn't make me choose to "allow" things all the time. You've let me down for the last time and NO POKE CAN FIX THIS. I'd call this all off today if it weren't the fact that you have my friends hooked making groups and pages all the time. I don't want to like a musician in order to get his music, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? Well I just want to let you know I'm better than that and as I sit here staring at my news feed to update, I just want you to know that it's not over between us, I hate what you've become, but I'll deal with it until my real prince charming of the social networks comes along. In the mean time, keep your pregnant girls, parents, and annoying band/event notifications on the low.
Sincerley,
One Pissed Off User
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