This is easily one of the weirdest stories ever. Maybe it's because I didn't grow up in the later 80's when Elmo first came out, but I never was a Sesame Street guy so I feel relieved this didn't happen to any of my childhood memories. I mean if you tried telling me the dude that played the polliwog on "Gullah Gullah Island" was a child lover I'd be devastated. Either way This Kevin dude took a leave of absence basically because he knows he got caught and wants to get out now and start figuring "plan b" out. The funniest thing is that if it isn't already bad enough that he's being accused of this, he goes ahead and tries saying he waited for the kid to be legal. That is such a half lie it's sick (You know half lies, where you tell your parents that you got a bad grade on a test but throw on a few imaginary points to your score, making it sound better). Even so Kev, if you did wait for him to be 18, you'd still be way older than him... I mean if my math is correct Kevin was like 27 when this accuser was born. Makes you wonder about a lot; what were these guys like during their breaks on set of Sesame Street? Did they always talk in the characters voices? If Elmo turned out to be a pedophile, what in gods name did that trash can guy end up being?
P.s. does Elmo not look like Glen "Big Baby" Davis' identical fucking twin??
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