What Would Your Last Meal Be?

Just read an article on Barstool sports talking about a lady with a ridiculous last meal request. It was easily the worst choice of food I could imagine so it got me to thinking what I would eat. She chose: two Burger King Whoppers with cheese (with everything), two large orders of fries, popcorn, cornbread, a side of buttermilk and a salad with tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, carrots, cheese, boiled eggs and Paul Newman buttermilk dressing. For desert she had a glass of lemonade with strawberry ice cream.
(via Barstoolsports)

Now before I get into what I want.. I can't let this terrible meal go unmentioned. Right off the bat the fact that the last thing this women wants before death is Burger King is so disturbing, BK is easily the worst fast food restaurant out there and that is someones dying wish. Even more disturbing is this lady washing down two Whoppers with a salad covered in buttermilk dressing. What the shit is buttermilk dressing? Salads can definitely be good, but its my last meal who the fuck am I trying to impress. Finally we come to a lemonade, strawberry ice cream combo. Strawberry ice cream deserves the death penalty just as much as this psycho did.

My Meal:
I'll be drinking Bud heavies throughout the meal. I don't know how many, but don't stop bringing them. And make sure they're the cool aluminum bottles, just cuz.

Start me off with a bowl of my families chili and well done buffalo wings and some bleu cheese dip. (keep the celery, I never eat the celery). I need normal wings too, no way I'm going out eating boneless like a bitch.

Follow that with a Sirloin (medium rare) and Crab. Surf n turf for the win, you wanna kill me? Then I'm getting the expensive stuff.

I need a side of mashed potatoes and mac and cheese. Better not skimp with that Kraft stuff either, gotta be the home made kind with breadcrumbs on top.

For desert you can wheel over about 25 fried oreos, some mint chocolate chip ice cream and a piece of NY cheesecake.

Right before I'm electrocuted or whatever I'm tossing back a shot of Jameson and saying some cool line like "see ya up there savages"