I know Vine is on it's way out, but I had to take a look back on a few things Vine proved to us about women. Before the app came out, most of this list was written off as stereotypes, but now everything I'm about to right is 100% true. To be completely honest, it may be closer to 110%.
#5 - Women Aren't Fun to Hang Out With
I've seen this type of Vine a thousand times. Bitches just yelling and sticking their tongues out. Newsflash: no one gives a shit about you. Your life sucks.
#4 - Women Sit on the Couch 24 Hours a Day
If you make a Vine of you petting your dog, you've done nothing but sit at home all day and you have no friends. No exceptions.
#3 - Chicks Are Fucking Awful At Sports
Video speaks for itself. Chicks are shit athletes and everyone knows that.
#2 - Single Chicks Are All Alcoholics
This one is a curveball, but it needs to be addressed. Vine, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, YouJizz, they are all the same. Just filled with lonely bitches crushing bottles of wine night after night like it's going out of style and acting like the still deserve the right to vote. Get some fucking friends.
#1 - Women Aren't Funny
This one's a given. Honestly didn't even want to post a video because I didn't want to waste my time looking for a not funny video. I can click on any girl's profile and go to any video and I can GUARANTEE without a doubt that it isn't funny. I challenge you to prove me wrong. Goodluck wasting a miserable couple hours.
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