How Am I Just Hearing About "Spring Breakers?"

So apparently this movie came out today and I never even knew about it.  The fact that it has James Franco looking like Riff Raff, spring break parties, and the two hottest Disney sluts to grace this Earth just sounds too good to be true.  Seriously, this sounds like someone saw Inception, decided to swan dive into one of my wet dreams with a GoPro and record everything they saw.  I need to see this and I need to see it yesterday.

PS - Boner City.

PPS - If you call me gay for wanting to see this, it automatically means you're gay.  No hesitation.