There was just a fire drill in my shitty dorm, and I got to thinking about all the things I hate. Here's a few:
- The cold (anytime it's cold outside, I hate it, period.)
- The last sip of a beer, it's gross
- Wet socks
- When my fingers get sticky anytime syrup is anywhere near me, I can never figure out how I always get it on my hands
- When my phone dies
- When I forget my phone dies and I go to check it and realize it's dead
- Blankets that are small so your feet stick out
- Pau Gasol
- Spiders
- Red Gatorade
- When you are watching TV in the middle of the day and nothing but Teen Mom is on
- Teen Mom
- Tony Romo
- Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays
- Girls that wear yoga pants and have flat asses
-That fat kid that got to make out with Bar Rafaeli in the GoDaddy commercial. Fuck him.
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